Showing posts with label Alcohol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alcohol. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Florida Woman Can't Be Blamed For Being Drunk in Wal-Mart




This poor woman was tricked into getting drunk in public. Somehow, Wal-Mart should be held accountable for the fact that she was able to get these five beers into her system before being helped by the employees. 

Don't they have security cameras? Aren't they there to assist? What kind of customer service is this?

Yeah, I know what you're going to say about personal responsibility and all that. But, really, when you're eighteen and there's beer everywhere, what are you supposed to do? Someone should have been there to help this poor young woman make better choices. Her support system broke down, the store's commitment to customer service broke down, and I see a lot of failure here on the part of local law enforcement to let her sober up and go home under her own power.













Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Lou Holtz and a Bottle of Crown Royal




Someone gave retired football coach Lou Holtz a bottle of Crown Royal. Or he brought it with him. Who knows?

This is really a thing that happened. In the midst of one of the greatest shit shows in all of recorded history, someone had a spare bottle to give away, and they gave it to Holtz because why not? Holtz endorsed Trump back in May because he once played golf at a resort that Trump has bankrupted yet.

Lou Holtz walking around the GOP convention with a bottle of Crown Royal is now breaking the Internet. Yay!

Monday, January 26, 2015

Out of My Mind on Dope and Speed




The only way to get a hold of David Cameron, who is the Prime Minister of Great Britain, is to be out of your mind on coke and booze:

The man who claims to be behind the hoax phone calls to David Cameron and to GCHQ has said he was “off [his] face on booze and cocaine” at the time.

The prankster allegedly rang up The Sun newspaper to boast "I've just made monkeys out of GCHQ” minutes after his phone conversation with the Prime Minister.

He told the newspaper the situation was “hilarious” and added: "I'm definitely going to do it again. It was so easy."

The caller, who successfully obtained a private mobile number for director Robert Hannigan from GCHQ, is thought to have contacted their switchboard pretending to be a Downing Street aide

 Isn't this an indication that David Cameron is actually doing his job? When a social engineering effort successfully penetrates the security apparatus of the state, don't you feel better knowing that the man responsible for defending your country is actually the fellow who picks up his phone, ready to do his job?