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Rampage of the Innocents - My Historical Romance Novel (now, with more sex and violence for my teenaged readers)
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"You know, I hear everybody talking about the generation gap. Frankly, sometimes I don't know what they're talking about. Heck, by now I should know a little bit about it, if I'm ever going to. I have seven kids and eighteen grandkids and I don't seem to have any trouble talking to any of them. Never have had, and I don't intend to start now." - John Wayne
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The Categories
Norman Rogers is the driving force behind "Celebrity Disaster."This is a blog dedicated to the arts, celebrity, the entertainment industry, you know--light, fluffy, unserious stuff--that can kill.
Mr. Rogers explains:
"I wanted to have a world-class blog, and I have that. I wanted to write about sports, and I have that, too. I wanted a place to tell the stories about my secret work as a Gentleman Bounty Hunter, and I have that now. I wanted to post pictures of nearly-naked hotties, and I have that. What I didn't have was my own venue to comment on the world of celebrity, and now I have that as well. To me, modern celebrity is a disaster, and the name was available, so we took it, and that's what you have right here. Celebrity Disaster! It doesn't make sense, but it doesn't have to."
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The Archives
Thursday, March 4 
Lucy Becker
Lucy Becker
I sit here, dumbfounded. Lucy Becker. Wow.
Lucy Becker
If I was more articulate, I'd still be unable to get past wow.
Lucy Becker
Monday, February 8 
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
No idea when these were taken, but Fran Drescher looks gorgeous.
Fran Drescher
Fran DrescherDid you know that she's a diplomat?
In September 2008, Drescher, a Democrat, was appointed as a U.S. diplomat by the U.S. State Department. Her official title is Public Diplomacy Envoy for Women's Health Issues. By traveling throughout the world, she will support U.S. public diplomacy efforts, including working with health organizations and women's groups to raise awareness of women’s health issues, cancer awareness and detection, and patient empowerment and advocacy. Her first trip was in late September and included stops in Romania, Hungary, Kosovo and Poland.
Kudos to Miss Drescher.
Saturday, February 6 
Christina Hendricks
What? She looks fabulous. She practically needs her own blog.
Saturday, January 16 
If Susan Boyle looked like Jenna Jameson, we wouldn't be having this discussion
This comes from the British newspaper called The Sun, and it really isn't very reliable:
SUSAN Boyle stunned passengers in a VIP lounge at Heathrow as she flew off the handle - dancing around and crooning into a MOP.
The swearing singer, 48, suddenly grabbed the makeshift "microphone" from a cleaner as she suffered another public meltdown.
During her bizarre performance - which sparked complaints to British Airways staff - she also used it to polish passengers' SHOES.
Airline employees tried to calm her down only for SuBo to flee the Terminal 5 lounge, yelling: "I've escaped, I've escaped!"
A source said last night: "It was chaos. Susan was very restless and agitated from the minute she walked in and immediately started making a scene.
"She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume."
Her rampage was finally ended by a BA official - who sat with the Scots spinster until she boarded her flight to Chicago.
Previous meltdowns have sparked fears for SuBo's mental state after she shot to worldwide fame on Britain's Got Talent last May.
She's no more colorful than any other pop star. You can get a bucket of crazy like that if you stop off and see Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, or Whitney Houston. "SuBo" is a particularly derogative appellation. Must be a British thing.
Boyle is probably overwhelmed by the attention and afraid of failing. No one would wish that combination of fears and anxiety on anyone. I think there's a double standard, though. We tend to excuse beautiful people when they're crazy (see the three above). She's merely insane, or just another Scottish girl who made it to the big time.
Wednesday, January 13 
Jennifer Love Hewitt
This hit me where I live--I thought I was going to double over and weep uncontrollably:
Jennifer Love Hewitt -- who was famously mocked for looking fuller-figured in a bikini in 2007 -- says she almost dumped her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy when he called her "pear ass."
"We had a rough patch in the beginning because the first time we went on vacation, I was going to be in a bikini, and I was very nervous," she said Tuesday on the late-night TBS talk show Lopez Tonight.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
"I heard him coming down the hall, so I got in the cute bikini position.
"And he goes, 'Hey, my little pear ass.' "I said, 'I'm sorry, what did you say?'"
I'd give my right arm to know what the "cute bikini position" is, but the gentleman in me just cannot work up enough sleaze to start speculating.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jamie Kennedy supposedly also called her "his Bella," which is lame enough, but what I really want to know is--what's so fantastic about Jamie Kennedy? Half the time, he looks like a hobo train dropped him off in hobo town for an extra ladle of hobo stew. Class yourself up man, you're standing next to the lovely and talented Jennifer Love Hewitt. Try to look your best, because she does.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Look, I'm going to let you in a little secret. If she's got a caboose, just love her for who she is. Women who have exceptionally small rear ends know it, and they flaunt it, and they lord it over you. Not that I have personal experience with that, but I think you get my meaning.
If she's a treasure, then treat her like one. Don't call her pear ass, unless your aim is to end up dating her mother or her best friend. Then, by all means, go for it.
