Celebrity Disaster

Con`tes`ser`a´tion
n. 1. An assemblage; a collection; harmonious union.
That person of his [George Herbert], which afforded so unusual a contesseration of elegancies.
- Oley.

Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, published 1913 by C. & G. Merriam Co.

I've been busy! I've given out my marching orders, and the troops are responding. I'm as happy as I have ever been with my blogs. I remember what this past year was like--I was on Blogger, then WordPress, and then we moved to Squarespace, and we've been thrilled as chickens ever since.

Here's what I've been up to. I think office drones, you know, the clowns in cubicles who are going nowhere, still have too much space. Nate Silver shows us how the math makes supporting an imperfect reform of health care something to accept, and it really highlighted my own inability to see that this is really about working families, not my own notion of what health care reform should look like. Lance Mannion is a blogger who was temporarily embarrassed that one of his posts ended up on Memeorandum, but after engaging him, this brilliant fellow more than convinced me that there's nothing wrong with asking for money because, yep, there are reasons not to give.

In my opinion, the President isn't being protected very well.

Once Tiger Woods clammed up, and stopped paying his hookers to shut up about his wang dang doodle and all that, they went on the teevee and tittered and cried. Oh, and he has some possible issues with pain killers and now with his association with a doctor who is in hot water for bringing performance enhancing drugs into this country.

The gates of hell itself opened up and a creaking wagon loaded with stinking entrails and howling rats carried the bloated carcass of a screaming, clawing, jabbering Oral Roberts up to the hill where Satan uses his pitchfork to remove pompadour hairdos and boiling flesh from the rotting bones that have already begun to turn to ash of the sinners cast into the netherworld by St. Peter on high.

Mr. Silver's advice aside, I do note that Howard Dean is an honest broker, and he says kill health care reform.

The trailer for "Robin Hood" with Russel Crowe is out. It's convinced me that I want to see the film.

My most favorite gas princess is back in the news, and I would marry Yulia Tymoshenko if it made relations between Ukraine and America better.

I went off on a rant about hubris, but Peej cut out all of the best parts.

I republished my Tiger Woods crap on Talking Smack About Sports, and I did a couple of things over at Celebrity Disaster here, here, and here.

The Safe For Work Hotties were Tamara Witmer, Anita, Dark, and Silvie Thomas.